There I was, sitting on the couch, minding my own business, working on the index for the forthcoming second edition of Bring Your Own Bandages. Something dark swooped overhead. Big fly, wasp, whatever. I was too engrossed in my work to notice. Then again, but this time lower and closer.
A bat!
The Tuesday night freakout session was officially in full swing. Bats are fine outdoors where they belong, eating insects all night long. They have no business indoors, especially in my indoors. I just about lost it, much to my chagrin. I mean, it’s not like the bat could really harm me. The worst that could happen would be having to get the series of rabies shots. Actually, the worst part would be having to make the extra trips into town.
And yet, there I was, crawling on the floor in an attempt to stay out of its flight path. Aaron disappeared to get a jacket and other protective gear. But at the moment, it felt like he just disappeared. I turned off the interior lights, flicked on the porch lights, and opened the front door, hoping the bat would catch a clue and leave. But I was too rattled to stick around and make sure he departed. Mistake. And I high-tailed it to my bedroom, shut the door, and put a blanket on the floor at the gap to make sure the bat didn’t plan a slumber party in my bedroom.
Aaron, now suitably covered up, wandered out to check the situation. He saw nothing, closed the door, and went to bed.
While I slept fairly well that night, I was in no way persuaded that the bat was gone. I refused to leave my bedroom door open, which meant we couldn’t run the evaporative cooler and the house got quite warm. While I was in the rest of the house, and especially the living room, I spent an inordinate amount of time scanning the ceiling and chimney (which has plenty of gaps between the stones for a bat to hide).
The online sources all indicate that if there was no physical contact with the bat, and that it wasn’t in a room with a sleeping person, there is no need for the rabies shots. Dodged that bullet.
But just in case you’re wondering about the signs of rabies in bats:
- Active during the day
- Found in unusual places, like your home or on the ground
- Unable to fly or you can easily approach
- Made contact with you[1]
If you made contact with the bat:
- Any physical contact with a bat wins you a series of prophylactic vaccines. Pray that you have insurance to cover the cost.
- What if you don’t know if there was contact?
- If the bat was in any room where people were sleeping.
- If the bat was in any room with an infant or child too young to speak, or non communicative individual
- Those people also win the post-exposure prophylaxis vaccine prize.
If the bat is still inside your home, take the following measures:
- Keep the bat in sight. (I really wish I had done this. I wouldn’t be constantly scanning for bats on my ceiling.)
- Close interior doors to limit where it can fly.
- Open an exterior door or window if there was no chance of physical contact with the bat.
- If there was any chance of physical contact with the bat, try to capture it without making contact.
- Wear long sleeves and long gloves.
- Put it in a cardboard box and seal it. Poke a couple of small holes for ventilation.
- Take it to the health department for immediate testing.
- A negative test will invalidate your prophylactic vaccine prize, but will also save you a lot of grief and money.
- If there was a bite or scratch (and basically, even if you think there was nothing, but you only felt the bat), wash the wound/scratch/location of the brush-by for a full 15 minutes with soap and water. If you have benzalkonium chloride disinfectant (Bactine’s active ingredient is benzalkonium chloride), use that as well as it has some efficacy against rabies.
- Call the doctor or ER to begin treatment.
- Begin post-exposure prophylaxis immediately—that same day.
- Find a rabies treatment clinic. (If society is functioning, this website may help: https://www.saferabies.com/clinic-finder)
- Report the animal if you can capture it. (Not sure on the efficacy of this recommendation. Are they going to give it a warning?)
[1] Preventing rabies from bats, CDC, 1 July 2025, https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/prevention/bats.html (accessed 6 August 2026).