While doing the weekly grocery shopping one day, I happened upon a loaf of rye bread on the discount bakery shelves, definitely a rare event. I had to pick it up because my husband absolutely loves patty melts, and apparently the only proper way to make them is with rye bread. I thought I was being such a good wife.
On the weekend, my dear husband started happily forming the patties for the sandwiches and getting the griddle going. And then he wanted to know where the Thousand Island dressing was.
Gulp.
Because, you know, no one would ever consider making patty melts for dinner without Thousand Island dressing. My life was flashing before my eyes. Or it would have been if I didn’t have the internet to save me.
Three minutes later, I was whipping up the dressing.
Thousand Island Dressing
½ cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons ketchup
2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish
½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
Combine all ingredients in a small container. Chill at least 1 hour before serving.
Someday we may not have the internet to save us, so we’ve got to have these recipes available in hard copy. And even if the internet doesn’t go down, the situation in stores is getting a little spooky. I haven’t yet seen shortages of salad dressings, but I feel it’s only a matter of time. We’ve got to be prepared to make our own.
As it sometimes happens when I am making a recipe, I happen to be out of an ingredient. It happened just last night when I was making hamburger helper for dinner, and I needed some SOS Mix. So I had to stop making dinner and make the SOS Mix, then go back to making dinner.
When I'm in the kitchen, it's sometimes like the children's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I think it went something like "If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass a milk." Then he'll need a napkin. Then the milk spills. And the adventure goes on.
In the kitchen I might have to mix up a few things before I finally make what I set out to do. And if you happen to be making Thousand Island dressing from scratch, you might also need to make the mayo, ketchup, or Worcestershire sauce. Right?
And so you ask, “Well, what about the mayonnaise?”
We’ve already covered that. Click here. Super easy to do, if we have electricity to run a blender or food processor. I think our grandmothers must have made mayo without electricity, but I haven’t yet done it. I gave up after trying to beat by hand for 10 minutes.
And then you ask, “What about the ketchup?”
Yep, we’ve covered that, too. Click here.
“Pickle relish?” Nope. Haven’t covered that, yet. My cucumbers were a complete bust in 2021, and in 2020 we moved, so I didn’t get to harvest any from that garden. Hopefully 2022 will be a better year for cucumbers in the garden and pickle relish in the jars.
“And the
Worcestershire sauce?” Naturally, we
couldn’t make Thousand Island dressing without it. (Well, actually, we could and have. It's an easier, faster recipe. But we also need Worcestershire sauce at times.)
Worcestershire Sauce
½ cup apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon brown sugar
¼ teaspoon dry mustard
¼ teaspoon garlic powder
¼ teaspoon ginger
¼ teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1/8 teaspoon cinnamon
Combine all ingredients in a small saucepan and bring to a boil. Simmer for 1 minute, stirring constantly. Cool and store in the refrigerator.
Links to related posts: