Saturday, March 28, 2020

Good Eats at the TEOTWAWKI Cafe--Caramel Popcorn


The COVID-19 lifestyle leaves a bit to be desired, truth be told.  I don’t mind the staying home part one bit.  As an extremely introverted person, can I say that I’ve been preparing my whole life for this?  

However, the weather is still a bit too cold to go out and garden for many of us.  There’s a whole lot of Netflixing going on.  And the requisite popcorn accompaniment works 95% of the time.  But once in a while, a body wants to shake things up a bit.  

That’s where caramel corn comes in.  I was a little pre-occupied, so I made it with butter, instead of using coconut oil.  The regular butter version was fine; the locusts… umm, kids, devoured it immediately.  

However, I was really curious as to whether using coconut oil instead of butter would work.  I bet you are too, now.
Original recipe
Coconut oil
Coconut oil + powdered butter
16 cups popped popcorn
16 cups popped popcorn
16 cups popped popcorn
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup brown sugar
½ cup butter
½ cup – 1 tablespoon coconut oil*
½ – 1 tablespoon coconut oil*

1 tablespoon water
1 tablespoon water


¼ cup powdered butter
¼ cup corn syrup
¼ cup corn syrup
¼ cup corn syrup
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon baking soda
·       Butter is 16% water.  Coconut oil has no water, so to compensate, I replaced 1 tablespoon of coconut oil with 1 tablespoon of water.  I’m not sure it made a difference in this recipe. 

Combine the sugar, corn syrup, salt, and butter (or coconut oil or coconut oil and powdered butter) in a two-quart saucepan, bring to a boil, and cook and stir for two minutes.  Remove from heat and stir in the baking soda.  Immediately pour caramel syrup over the popped popcorn and stir to combine. 
Comments on the coconut oil versions:

The coconut oil version does not cook up the same.  I kept stirring and waiting for the mixture to combine fully on the stove, and it never did.  Some oil just would not incorporate into the caramel, and it’s possible that I overcooked the caramel trying to get the oil to incorporate fully.  So when I poured it on the popcorn, it cooled pretty quickly and I didn’t get it to coat the popcorn well.  

However!!  According to the locusts, it tasted just fine, though it was noted that the color was a little darker.

But I wasn’t quite satisfied.  I really wanted coconut oil to work perfectly.  So I tried again with adding ¼ cup of butter powder to the coconut oil.  That didn’t work, either.  The coconut oil still didn’t fully incorporate into the caramel.  But the color looked better and it poured and coated the popcorn really well.  Perhaps because I didn't cook it as long.  Regardless, it still tasted good.  Really good.

In case you are wondering, yes, as a matter of fact, my stomach does hurt from eating so much caramel corn. 

Thursday, March 26, 2020

How To Test Vegetable Seeds for Germination

Yes, being able to test vegetable seeds for germination is important.  But it's not difficult.  It doesn't require special supplies.  It takes no time to learn.  And the reason we all need to know how to do this is that the day will come when we won't be able to just throw away the seeds we didn't use in the garden that year like the seed producers advise.  They'll need to be saved for the next year.  Those who prepare for long-term collapse rather than short-term disruptions already recognize this.

For our ancestors who were totally self-reliant, because there was no government coming to bail them out of their laziness and stupid choices, or perhaps just because they possessed some self-respect, the "starving time" each year was the spring.  If they hadn't stored enough food, spring was when things got dicey.  They needed to get planting going as soon as possible.  Of course, they were also looking forward to the early vegetables, just as a change of pace, but they also needed the food.  They could not risk planting seeds that would be slow to germinate or not sprout at all.  Even a few days could make a significant difference.

Old seed just won't germinate at all.  Improperly stored seed may not work, either.  Did the seed get a little too much moisture and start rotting?  Was the temperature too hot?  Was the packet left in the sun, even for a few minutes, or did it come from an outdoor garden center where the air temperature wasn't controlled?  Buying from any of the big box stores can be a bit risky.  But the nursery department managers don't worry about it.  Because what happens when a gardener's seed doesn't sprout?  Who does the gardener typically blame?  He usually blames himself, maybe the birds, then the seed itself.  Gardeners almost never blame the store for not storing the seed properly.  And yet, the store personnel and practices are the most likely culprits.

Along the same lines, if you order your vegetable seeds online, you need to order them when the temperatures are cool.  You don't want your precious seeds sitting in a hot mail truck or mailbox.  The delivery guy has more on his mind than keeping your seeds cool.  Especially now.

A seed germination test indicates the percentage of seeds that will germinate when planted in the ground.  The percent of seeds that were perfectly prepared and stored that will germinate varies widely from one vegetable to the next.  The federal government, through the Department of Agriculture, has set the minimum percent germination standards.  The numbers vary from fifty percent for okra to eighty percent for cucumbers, watermelon, lettuce, and peas.  You need to know these numbers before planting.  People don't want to waste time planting seeds that won't produce a crop.  And if your seeds don't germinate, you need to know whether the problem lies with the seed, or with the guy planting the seed.  That way, necessary adjustments can be made.

Fortunately, we have a few items at our disposal to make seed germination tests much easier than what our ancestors could do.  And you likely have what you need in your kitchen right now.  You'll need a paper towel, a reclosable plastic baggie, and the seeds to be tested.  Here's how:
  • Dampen the paper towel.  It should be wet, but not dripping.
  • Put ten seeds on the paper towel.
  • Put the seeds in the baggie and close it.  
  • Place the baggie on top of the refrigerator, with the seeds down.
  • In a few days, you should see sprouts, hopefully at least seven out of ten.
  • Be sure to allow sufficient time for all the seeds to germinate.
  • Multiply the number of sprouts by ten to get your germination percentage.
  • If it's close to the minimum standard, you're good to go.
But what if only 40% germinate?  That's not a big deal when testing okra, whose minimum for good seed is fifty percent, but what if it's watermelon?  Can you just plant the seeds closer together?    Actually, you shouldn't unless you have no other alternative.  Such a low germination rate suggests that the seed is really old.  Even if it germinates, it will be slower to germinate, slower to grow, and produce less food.  You'll be putting in more effort for less return.

Keep in mind that some seeds may benefit from a pretreatment of some sort--stratification (a cold period), soaking, or scarification (nicking the seed). Celery needs to have a 10-15 degree temperature difference from morning to evening.  Large seeds will germinate more quickly if they are scarified.  For quick scarification of many seeds, line the inside of a canning jar with some sandpaper.  Add the seeds, put the lid on, and shake for one minute. 

The following chart provides essential information in one easy-to-read graphic.


Vegetable
Minimum percent germination per federal standards
Germination temperatures
Days to germination in ideal conditions
Years viable
Seeds per ounce
Min
Ideal
Max
Asparagus
60
50
75
90
10
3
700
Beans, green
75
60
85
95
6
3
110
Beets
65
40
85
95
4
4
1600
Broccoli
75

85

4
5
9000
Cabbage
75
40
80
100
4
5
8500
Cantaloupe
75
60
90
100
4
5
1200
Carrot
55
40
80
95
6
3
23000
Cauliflower
75
40
80
100
5
5
9000
Celery
55
40
70
85
7
5
70000
Chinese cabbage
75

80

4
5
18000
Cucumber
80
60
95
105
3
5
1100
Eggplant
60
60
85
95
6
5
6000
Kale
75

80

4
5
9500
Lettuce
80
35
75
85
3
5
25000
Onion
70
35
75
95
6
1-2
9000
Parsnip
60
35
65
85
14
1-2
12000
Pea
80
40
75
85
6
3
75
Pepper
55
60
85
95
8
4
4500
Pumpkin
75
60
95
100
4
4
200
Radish
75
40
85
95
4
5
3000
Rutabaga
75

80


5
12000
Spinach
60
35
70
85
5
5
2800
Squash
75
60
95
100
4
5
100-300
Sweetcorn
75
50
95
105
3
1-2
120-180
Swiss chard
65
40
85
95
4
1-2
1500
Tomato
75
50
85
95
6
4
11000
Turnip
80
40
85
105
3
5
14000
Watermelon
80
60
95
105
4
5
200-300





The "years viable" is true only when seeds are stored cool, dry, and dark.  And that is easier to do with electricity.  Getting that kind of viability if you live in a hot, humid area without the ability to maintain seeds cool and dry is going to be difficult.  If you can, learn how to save seeds from your own garden each year. 



For further reading:
https://www.southernexposure.com/how-to-test-germination/
https://www.seedman.com/veggerm.htm
http://sacmg.ucanr.edu/files/164220.pdf
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